ADORABLE LITTLE KID ALERT

I'd like to introduce you to Manuel - he's one of the coolest kids I've ever met and a nonstop source of entertainment. This post may seem a bit LAM-y, but it's strictly meant as a big ups to the little dude - I'm way hella proud of the kid. I've tutored him one night a week for the past couple of years, and as he enters the fourth grade this fall he will for the first time not be part of the special ed curriculum. This spring he finally got a handle on his reading, and that ratcheted up his understanding of all other classes exponentially. He worked his ass off and it paid some terrific dividends.



He's the little dude in the blue pants


I call him "cheese nip" because of his semi-disturbing obsession with them. I once told him "if you keep eating those you'll turn into a cheese nip", which elicited a pause, a long thoughtful look, and then an ear-to-ear smile coupled with "that would be SO GREAT!!!" Little dude cracks me up to no end.



Anyhoo, here he is.




GIMME THAT HOSE



Fighting with the enemy (although - don't tell anyone, but I think he's got a crush on Jenny, the girl he's trying to wrestle the hose from)

Insta-Pick-Me-Up

Everyone gets down in the dumps from time to time, even yours truly. Luckily, with a little self-examination, I think everyone can identify a few foolproof ways of turning that frown upside down.

This one works for me 100% of the time. I'm not exaggerating. Try it and see!

You have to be shitting me

Actual email I received today:

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Sure, there's the growing number of grey hairs, and the creaky back, and the fondness for Werther's Originals, but...COME ON!

I'm 37! I'm not old!

Bronx is Burning

That ESPN crap is a bunch of hooey. You want to know what really happened back in the day?

GETCHA MONEY!

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Is America ready for Rapping Lesko?

A gaggle of gangbangers spot him, and one of them -- to be played by XL -- starts rapping about how lame Lesko looks. Then Lesko starts rapping back, talking about how he knows how to get free money from the government: "I got billions in free money and it's waitin' for you / So come get your money and your life will be new." And pretty soon, the gangbanger's girlfriends desert him and flock to Lesko because he's got free money. Then the music swells :"Getcha money! Getcha money!"

I say yes!

Mustache/Election Update

I took a break from my recent series due to a lack of further Democratic hopefuls. There were two additional Republican candidates, however, as well as Fred "That Guy" Thompson looming in the background. I ultimately decided to move forward with additional renderings to give you a complete and thorough guide to all of the candidates, but apparently my delay has led to a campaign casualty. Sorry about that, Jim.

DECISION 2008- DAY 8

What Each Candidate Would Look Like With A Mustache

Today's candidates:

DEM - Dennis Kucinich
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GOP - Tommy Thompson
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DECISION 2008- DAY 7

What Each Candidate Would Look Like With A Mustache

Today's candidates:

GOP - Duncan Hunter
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DEM - Mike Gravel
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I suppose I need to come clean on that last one - apparently the Hon. Sen. Gravel used to have a mustache, and photo evidence thereof exists on the internets.

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I like mine better.

DECISION 2008- DAY 6

What Each Candidate Would Look Like With A Mustache

Today's candidates:

DEM - Barack Obama
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GOP - John McCain
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DECISION 2008- DAY 5

What Each Candidate Would Look Like With A Mustache

Today's candidates:

GOP - Sam Brownback
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DEM - Chris Dodd
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Happy Birfday, 'Merica!!

From everybody's pal Baldie McEagle
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DECISION 2008- DAY 4

What Each Candidate Would Look Like With A Mustache

Today's candidates:

DEM - Hillary Clinton
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GOP - Rudy Giuliani
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DECISION 2008- DAY 3

What Each Candidate Would Look Like With A Mustache

Today's candidates:

GOP - Mike Huckabee
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DEM - Joe Biden
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