Straight Outta Tha Cul-De-Sac

After LaVar is done cappin' suckas he's finna head down to The Shoppes at Montclair Lakes and pick up some some accent pillows, maybe an Orange Julius.

Toronto is A-OK with me

Both my checking account and my body are feeling the pain today, however. Snippets of the weekend below.

Don Cherry fashion tip of the day

Match your socks with your pants, not your shoes.

Welcome back

Stank. You've been missed.

I'll be away for a few days

Time for this year's annual baseball outing with Darth. In addition to a ballgame or two we're going to get to the bottom of this developing story. And maybe one of us will try to get a job. No, not that kind of job, this kind of job.

Did I ever tell you about the lovely woman I met in Orlando a couple weeks ago?

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Mindy suggested a Burger Time weekend next time I'm in town.

Happy Birthday to Jackie!

Internets friend Jackie is now as old as I am.

Jackie loves monkeys, so in her honor I give all of you a smorgasboard of wholesome monkey** goodness.

** By "monkey", I mean "chimpanzee".

Nike = The Greatest American Company EVER

Sure, we've all heard the sweatshop stories and whatnot, but all of that pales in comparison to this.

It's about time somebody gave this American hero his due.

Wait, what?

R.I.P. 205 E. Armory (1926 - 2008)

The largest fraternity house in the world until 1962 (WOO HOO). Also my residence for all 4 years of undergrad. It certainly had seen better days, but its demolition still makes me a bit sad nonetheless.

There's a replacement structure in the works; while it won't be the same, I hope it provides its members with memories that will rival mine. At least it will smell better.

Everybody's talking Battlestar Galactica

I don't know about you, but these days my inbox is chock full of emails from people wanting to talk BSG. It's all 'pew pew I'm totally a Cylon' this and 'ZOMG Twiki makes me LMFAO" that. But if there's one recurring theme I get, it's 'Dood, how fucking hot is Starbuck?"

Answer: Really fucking hot! It's about time somebody stood up and took notice.

Happy Birfday, 'Merica!

I can't think of a better day to salute the efforts of the men and women who form the backbone of this country.


Apologies for the lack of bloggery

I've been busy.

I'll be back with hackneyed attempts at whimsy ASAP.