Eh, I'll take a few cracks

Photobucket
This heart represents love. And this is where I'd like you to love me.


Photobucket
It won't hurt that much, I swear. I'll only stick it in this far.


Photobucket
No no no...me Spitzer, you Swallower. See?

In case you missed it, this is the context.

6 comments:

Ubermilf said...

But it didn't involve a child or a public bathroom, so he doesn't seem that bad now.

Ubermilf said...

Or a goat.

Ubermilf said...

Or a bandicoot.

Satan said...

Here's what I don't understand. Why did he import a prostitute from New York to Washington? There are plenty of whores in Washington.

Ubermilf said...

Not the kind that do what she does with Cheez Whiz.

Darth Roker said...

$5,500 an hour whores? What could he possibly want to do to a women that would require a fee of $5,500 per hour? Not even a Louisville Plugger costs that -- let alone a Mop n' Glo.