I may not have proof...

but I believe the following to be true:

- David Oreck once turned down an offer to replace Ronnie James Dio as the lead singer of Rainbow.


- Tilapia is the bologna of the sea.

- Nicole Richie's weight-loss secret? Tapeworms.


- Men named "Russ" generally are not to be trusted.

- When nobody's looking, Alton Brown picks his nose and eats it.


- The average I.Q. of the hosts of "Fox & Friends" is 183.


I'm sorry - did I say "average"? I meant "aggregate". Aggregate.