Iraq is gonna be awesome after the war is over

WELCOME TO IRAQ

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Sunnis, Shiites & Kurds may not see eye to eye most of the time, but one thing they can all agree on: Lionel Richie is da bomb.
Grown Iraqi men get misty-eyed by the mere mention of his name. "I love Lionel Richie," they say. Iraqis who do not understand a word of English can sing an entire Lionel Richie song.

Once things settle down in Baghdad, I think we'll see the famous toppled Saddam statue replaced with this:


The design for their new currency is already in place:


And the eyes of the world will be upon the Iraqis when they stand up in unison, put their hands over their hearts, and sing their new National Anthem.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The existence of the internet is validated by your ability to find and post the pic of that creepy Lionel Ritchie bust that the blind girl in the video made.