I need to Turn This Mutha Out.
PROPPA!
I'm growing an incredibly sweet Mullet. It's beginning to look a bit... dare I say, Barry Melrose-esque?
Is it just me, or does the Hamburglar's Hideout look like something whipped up by the marketing department of NAMBLA? If you ever find yourself in the Hamburglar's crawlspace, see if you can find Den 8 from Cub Scout Pack 143 in there -- they've been missing since their February 18th trip to the Robert Crown Health Center.
Okay, so my friend Melody wants me to say something about her on this page. Here goes:
I have this friend -- for privacy reasons, let's call her Lurleen -- whom I've known for over a decade now. I used to work with her at the Five & Dime (coincidentally, that's also where I bought my first real 6-string). She's currently the artist in residence at the renowned Herbert Hoover National Historical Site, where she specializes in mixed-media renderings of America's 31st President in various seductive poses. Lurleen has always had an eye for the naughty underbelly of the Puritanical beast, and nowhere has she captured it better than here.
In addition to providing her with a creative outlet, Lurleen's post at HHNHS has allowed her to further explore one of her true passions - Iowa. As the state's former Lamb & Wool Queen (1988), she has a kinship with the land and people of the Hawkeye State that few can begin to grasp, let alone appreciate. She recently has begun to incorporate elements of soy and hog manure into her art, adding a poignant contextual depth to her work.
Little Known Fact: In a former life, Lurleen was actually trade unionist Samuel Gompers.
1 comment:
A real Mullet?? Really? I thought those were kept for Liverpool in the 1980s!
PS thanks for your comment :)
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