Go USA!

Sure, I hope that 'Merica keeps kicking ass and taking names in Beijing. But let's not let all of these feel-good moments steer our attention away from China's human rights record. Don't let those shifty Asians get away with their shenanigans, what with their "no ticky no washy" and whatnot. We're the world's police, and our work is never done.

Thank goodness we don't have to worry about that kind of crap on our shores.

2 comments:

Ubermilf said...

But see, when we torture someone, we call it something sporty and fun. "Waterboarding" sounds like surfing, doesn't it?

Compare that to "Chinese Water Torture." See? The goal is to keep the word "torture" from appearing in the description.

They just need better P.R. people.

Darth Roker said...

Do you have any of these t-shirts left in small pink baby dolls?