I think I've been doing this wrong

I've been slathering my six-pack and pectosauruses with Miracle Whip and spreading Preparation H on my burgers.

Also, in case you've been looking for some good news in the wake of the recent spate of celebrity deaths, please take solace in the fact that Ernest Borgnine is still with us.

1 comment:

Ubermilf said...

I do feel better now!