There are plenty of avenues available for help & support. Cash donations are always acceptable and welcome, but even something as simple and selfless as traveling to Ed's house and filing his bunions would mean so much to this Ameri-hero in his time of need.
I'm willing to do whatever it takes to help get America's Sidekick back on his feet. To that end, I pledge to buy Ed one container of Turtle Wax for every comment this post receives. And - I'm just doing this on the fly now - I'll even throw in another 10 containers myself. No strings attached.
Okay, y'all, lets show Ed how clean we want his car to be! MAKE SOME NOISE MOTHER[bad word]ERS!!!
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He's just going to have to make a porno like Screech did.
I would love to show up at his house with a giant check and some balloons. I would then tell him that we were going to pay-off his mortgage and upgrade his wife's rack. Just then the ghost of Dick Clark can pop-out and tell him that this is just another one their hysterical practical jokes and that we aren't going to pay-off his mortgage and he has to go back to his wife's saggy breasts.
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