That's what I'll be doing tonight. Would it be inappropriate for me to break out the Pete Weber Crotch Chop in front of a bunch of schoolchildren? Given that we're bowling, I think I can get away with it.
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I can't believe someone's trusting you with their children.
FYI: Children don't drink vodka.
Is "P-D-W" the reason you're going by CTK?
It's not like I was in charge of the group or anything.
I bowled a 134. Not too bad given that I hadn't bowled in a decade or so.
Yay me!
False: Children will drink anything in a sippy cup -- it just needs to have a strong neon color to it.
That's how I get a lot of my "dates."
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