Hooray for 'Merica

I'm giddy with anticipation for tonight's CNN/Youtube Republican presidential debate. I hope to see Rudy waterboarding gay illegal immigrants while Huckabee tosses bibles to the crowd from his giant ark.

The first candidate to say this gets my vote:
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Also, since these debates have now embraced the Internets, I propose that all questions be asked by internet celebrities, like the Icy Hot Stuntaz or the I Kiss You Guy.

4 comments:

Ubermilf said...

Kick their ass
Take their gas

I said it, now you have to vote for me

CTK said...

Done.

Anonymous said...

First time I've seen that bumper sticker.

My vote is Fred Thompson saying that.

Darth Roker said...

If Tom Tancredo doesn't win, he has a career ahead of him doing Playgirl layouts. RRRRRaaRR!