Ford's RonStar is in many ways quite similar to GM's OnStar service, but with one major difference - drivers will be connected directly to Ronnie James Dio. RonStar will come standard on all 2009 model year Ford, Lincoln, Mercury, Jaguar, Land Rover, Volvo, and Mazda vehicles.
The first year's subscription to the basic service (turn-by-turn navigation, emergency assistance, casting of door-unlock spell) will be included with the purchase of any RonStar-equipped vehicle, renewable at $9.95/month thereafter. Premium RonStar service plans that feature additional Dio spellcasting options will be available as follows:
Evil Serpent Appears in Back Seat of Nearby Vehicle
5 spells/month -- $5.99
10 spells/month -- $9.99
20 spells/month -- $17.99 (BEST VALUE)
Plague of Locusts Swarms Tollbooth
5 spells/month -- $11.99
10 spells/month -- $19.99
20 spells/month -- $34.99 (BEST VALUE)
All Car Radios Tuned to Sean Hannity
5 spells/month -- $14.99
10 spells/month -- $24.99
20 spells/month -- $44.99 (BEST VALUE)
2 comments:
I hope they can build enough Fords to keep up with demand. I want at least 3. Brilliant!
I heard VW is going with Udostar. I'm going to hold out for that.
Biz
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