I think we can all agree that the efforts of Live Aid, USA for Africa, etc., while undertaken with the best of intentions, generally produced a lackluster melange of rotting aid packages and misappropriated funding -- with one glaring exception:
HEAR 'N AID
Ronnie James got it right: Riffs = Chomp
You can't just sing a few notes and expect it to translate to food on a plate. It takes arpeggios. It takes ginormous hair. It takes copious amounts of leather and/or spandex. Dammit, it takes YNGWIE and the NUGE.
Just a heads-up: at approximately the 3:30 mark, most people will suddenly hear white noise. Do not be alarmed, as this is simply a result of your body's natural defense mechanisms kicking in and protecting you against excess riffage. Some people have a greater tolerance - recent clinical studies have shown that residents of Tinley Park, IL, for example, can typically hear the entire guitar solo through the Buck Dharma riff - but on average, most people find the riff-trading sequence between George Lynch and Neal Schon to be too much to handle and their ears fade out accordingly.
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you know i made it all the way through the piece.
not sure i can say i enjoyed all of it, tho...
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