- What happened to the Orange?
- Lots of work underway at Memorial Stadium. Hopefully the on-field product will continue to improve as well.
- My former residence of four years has seen better days; sadly, it will be torn down next year.
It was a pleasure to finally meet fellow bloggerati Jackie and tehryan, as well as regular reader PCK (and mini-pck) and other IB nerds Philo, Sassy, and Vandy. Papa Del's was every bit as good as I remember.
Quite possibly the highlight of the road trip (with all due respect to the aforementioned peeps) was the discovery of Prairie State Semen. Yes, semen.
Unfortunately, it's for hog farmers, as you can see.
Darth and I were hoping that they were developing fertility options for the common man - a veritable Scott's Turf Builder for your loins.
Ugh, those uncomfortable trips to the clinic. And OUCH, the cost! All you want is a baby!
*closeup of man & woman shaking heads in frustration*
Relax, Mom & Dad - SpermBuilder is here. Based on a prize-winning medical breakthrough, SpermBuilder supercharges nature's fertilizer with a specially-formulated blend of triglycerides and space-age polymers. It's so easy to use, a pre-schooler could figure it out!
*shot of Mom taking bag of SpermBuilder away from small child and wagging finger NO*
Whoa there, Tiger - not until your honeymoon!
And it's from Prairie State Semen, so you know it's safe.
Remember, next time the moment is right, and you're ready to create the Beast with Two Backs, just reach for the SpermBuilder and watch your litter grow.
We should really open our own consulting firm.
PS - be sure and check out Prairie State's message board.
Final highlight of the road trip - lunch at Steak & Shake in the Ham!
PHOTO BONUS: pck finally meets mini-pck
It's like I'm looking in a mirrour.
6 comments:
He is so content, yet amazed, yet confused
LMAO!
2 other things
I know the owners of Prairie State Semen and have partied there
I dig that jon added a sports talk option to his board
What! You were in the Ham and no call? *shakes fist*
You guys and your secret lunch can suck a nut!
haha, pck u fag.
r u touching mini-pck's "my space"
Sick bitch.
A year+ later, this post had me in tears, giggling like a schoolgirl! I take that back...not giggling...more like tittering, although if I'd been drinking milk, it totally would have shot out my nose!
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