I've agreed to bury the hatchet with Sisqo and end our longstanding feud. I'm going to be collaborating with him on a remake of the Alan Parsons Project's "Eye in the Sky". Chingy? That's a different story.
I finally reached a financial settlement with Barefoot Contessa to get her to hand over the sex tape. I won't tell you what it cost me, but let's just say goodbye Hamilton Beach, hello West Palm Beach. Thank God nobody will be able to see what she did to me with her lentil sausage soup. Or where she put the chive biscuits.
Tune in to CNN for the rest!
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