I too would like to see Business Professional attire wiped off the map.
...and they would strangle us with neckties and chain us with cufflinks...
Dude, suits are back. I guarantee it.
We have an apologist in our midst! One who would spread discomfort and sizeable drycleaning bills across the globe!
You've embarked on a road to ruin! Business Casual is a slippery slope, my friend.
Do not be fooled by his rhetoric! It is a myth that has been disproved!
Indeed, there are many snappy combinations that can be worn to project a confident, professional image. Just wait until you see what's hitting the runways in Milan this spring!
I'm telling you, you look like a slob without a tie.
Oh, is this better, Mr. Menswearhouse? Look at me, I'm putting on a necktie.
PSYCH! It's a hat! No way would I wear one of those homo tie dealies.
But you are a homo. I have proof.
...uh oh...
IT IS OBVIOUS THAT MR. WEARHOUSE IS PLAYING A TRICK ON ALL OF YOU! That isn't me! It's...um...
Dammit.
PWN3D
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ROTFLCOPTER.
that was some very funny stuff.
GOOD SHOW!!!
Dude, don't let your employer know that you have a kick-ass hilarious sense of humor. They frown upon that, and you might find yourself kicked back to the grind of the private sector!
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