Source: A random assortment of Ernsts
1. Airbrush a picture of Wolverine on the hood of your Cressida.
2. Two words: Model. Railroading. And I'm not talking that HO Scale crap.
3. Better rent a rug doctor - you can still see the blood on the carpet in the den.
4. Beadazzle your lederhosen.
5. Drive the ol' skin bus into Tuna Town, if you know what I mean (and I do mean it).
6. PETTING ZOO! PETTING ZOO!
7. One part Steely Dan...two parts Malibu Bay Breeze...and one part Leggy Blonde.
8. Treat yourself to a new pair of shoes - you're worth it!
9. Wiggle it (just a little bit).
10. Get your crunk on.
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