Dear FOX:

While I applaud your efforts to create a celebreality tour-de-force with your upcoming Celebrity Duets vehicle, I really think you could have done better. And not just in your celebrity choices - I also would have paired them up by name. For example:

Billy Mays and Billy Ocean


Jose Oquendo and Jose Feliciano


Mean Gene Okerlund and Gene Simmons


Doris Roberts and Robert Goulet


Murray Lender and Anne Murray


Dr. Ruth and Dr. John


Craig Stadler and Seal


Your pal,

CTK

3 comments:

SuperMilkChan said...

You're out of the loop, CTK. Gene SImmons already has his own groove on A&E called (promisingly) "Gene Simmons' Family Jewels." And Seal is probably contracually prohibited from appearing in a reality show at the same time (and on a competitng channel) as wife Heidi Klum ("Project Runway").

On the other hand, the rest of them will likely fall to their knees and kiss your feet for even remembering their names. Bravo on your upcomin demagogery!

CTK said...

I still think they'd go for it. And if not, I'll replace them with Winona Ryder/Wynonna and Orlando Jones/Tony Orlando.

Darth Roker said...

I would buy this in a second. I also think that a Limp Biscuit/Mike Ditka (Levitra) duet would be real nice.