Watch out for Mitch McConnell

Dude is ALWAYS busting on peeps with Deez Nuts jokes.

Hey Mitch, what time is it?

It's about a quarter past DEEZ NUTS ON YO CHIN!!!

Good one!

*finger guns*


Frist usually knows it's coming but always plays along.

Chris Dodd walked right into that one.

Watch out, Bob Schieffer! Here comes the punchline!

HOLD THE FUCK ON FOR A MINUTE

MARIO VAN PEEBLES IS TRYING TO ORDER SOME GODDAMN CHICKEN FRIES

Successories

New toy here.
(Thanks to Darth Chaucer for the link.)

Extreme Makeover: Helen Thomas

Don't tell me you wouldn't hit that like it owed you money.(personally, I don't think she needed to change a thing)

I see dead careers

The good news is that he got his name back in the press.

Seriously...a 1995 Saturn?

I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Nobody sells previously-viewed copies of Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo for less. NOBODY.

I'll admit it: I love Dr. Z

And it looks like I'm not the only one.



(Edit: So, apparently, does dotblawg.)

He needs to get a TV show - something like That's So Dr. Z.

Dear FOX:

While I applaud your efforts to create a celebreality tour-de-force with your upcoming Celebrity Duets vehicle, I really think you could have done better. And not just in your celebrity choices - I also would have paired them up by name. For example:

Billy Mays and Billy Ocean


Jose Oquendo and Jose Feliciano


Mean Gene Okerlund and Gene Simmons


Doris Roberts and Robert Goulet


Murray Lender and Anne Murray


Dr. Ruth and Dr. John


Craig Stadler and Seal


Your pal,

CTK

Jimmy Fallon's career isn't the only thing that's gone to hell

Bob Barr is ready for the weekend

Yee-HAW!

Only 143 shopping days until Christmas!

Dear Santa:

All the Baileys you can spare, you jolly old elf!

Love,

Brian

It's Wednesday...

BINGO NITE!

Gladys Edgerton is getting SERVED tonight. Where's your N-36 now, bitch?

I've been debating this post

because it's such blatant pimpery...eh, what the hell.

For any of my countless readers who don't already know, I'm a fan of Bob Mould. I would suggest that you go out and spend your hard-earned dollars on some of his releases, but I realize (a) your disposable income may be limited, and (2) your musical taste may not be the same as mine.

In any event, do yourself a favor and download this. It's the perfect summer groove. Give it a try. It's Bob & his pal Rich (on vocals) with the first single off of their upcoming BLOWOFF album. [EDIT - link now goes to a much less awesome tune]

Download it today and thank me later.