
German Godfathers of the speed metal movement, these Kraut rockers released some of the most ass-kicking riffs the 80s ever saw (most notably on the concept album
Metal Heart, which peered into a crystal ball and saw the world in 1999 populated by people with metal hearts), only to flame out in the early 90s. The band recently reunited for a
25th anniversary tour, much to the delight of metalheads from Minsk to Belarus.
I know what you're thinking: what's with the kid in the sunglasses?

That's no kid, that's Udo Freaking Dirkschneider. He arrived on the scene just when Metal needed a new image. Someone short, fat, gay, and with the voice of Grover on crystal meth.
If you looked up "rock" in the dictionary, you'd see Udo staring back at you.

Happy Rocktober!
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