Cinco de Mayo - the naughtiest holiday of the year

Time to break out the blindfold and spank the donkey.


After we polish off the Don Julio, Mistress Helen and I are going to play a game of "Drop the Chalupa", if you know what I'm saying.

And I think you do.

On a serious note (not that I wasn't being serious up to now), isn't this day celebrated in remembrance of the Mexican Army's defeat of some French forces? Don't get me wrong, I'm always thankful to have a day where my drinking problem can masquerade as socially acceptable behavior, but does that really warrant a holiday?

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