What would you do with $20,000?

Would you buy a new Hyundai Tucson? Invest it in a well-diversified portfolio of mutual funds?

I know what I'd do. I'd spend it on five magical words: An Evening With Digger Phelps.



Just me and the little lady, curled up in my rumpus room with a bucket of Popeye's and a pitcher of manhattans, listening to the Silver Fox wax nostalgiac about Tracy Jackson and Orlando Woolridge... dissect the intricacies of the box-and-one... reenact his favorite scenes from "White Chicks" with finger puppets... and then cap off the magic with a rousing medley of Andrew Lloyd Webber show-stoppers.

How sweet would that be?

Answer: Not quite as sweet as According to Jim...On Ice!