And now, back to our regularly-scheduled tomfoolery.

I try to keep this place light and whimsical

but JFC does this sanctimonious, hypocritical mythomaniac get under my skin.



IT'S
HORRIBLE,
THIS
IDEA.
SERIOUSLY.
I MEAN IT.

And yes, this applies equally to the presumptive GOP nominee. He doesn't infuriate me like she does, however. He just disappoints me time and time again.

Who wants some Hot Carl action?

Sure, the namesake is disgusting, but this is the greatest band cover art I've seen since Molly Hatchet.

Spotted at lunchtime today:

Are there any membership restrictions? Do I need a current member to nominate me for membership? I'm not sure how this works.

Tonight's guilty pleasure:

Hellz to the YEAH.

I decided it was time for some spring cleaning around here

A friend of a friend dropped by and offered to help spruce the place up a bit.



He wanted to create a Cinderella theme with lots of chiffon, so I told him no thanks. And I won't tell you where he put the other oven mitt.

I had Skip Stephenson on the brain today

and I thought I'd do a quick google image search to see what I could find on Real People.

WARNING: DO NOT DO THIS AT WORK WITH SAFE SEARCH OFF.
Below, Skip-sanitized for your protection, is the typical result:



I'm just going to leave you with a happy, family-friendly reminder of the good ol' days.

I Can't Believe There's No Butter!

Welcome to my nightmare.

Happy Earth Day!

I'm about to celebrate the occasion by dumpster diving for my lunch with some fellow Freegans.

I'm heading out of town for the weekend

but I've got Carole keeping an eye on the place, so don't try any funny business.

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble

One night with Gladys yields similar results.

Catching up with...

What's Donald Rumsfeld been up to since resigning his post as Secretary of Defense?

One word: Plenty.



A lot of walking like an Egyptian



Playing the role of Arthur "Fonzie" Fonzarelli in the Glen Carlyn Dinner Theatre Company's production of "Happy Days Revue" every Tuesday - Thursday



Regularly applying minoxidil to his scalp despite middling results to date



Picking up an old hobby



Let's be honest - a lot of this



Catching Margaret Cho's one-woman show whenever she's in town



Well...he does have more freedom to explore new avenues these days

It's okay to question your sexuality sometimes.

This is one of those times.

I only have one question:

How do I import this font into MS Office?

That's the ticket!

Good to see a loyal reader of this blog doing his part to help our great nation. Good luck!

What are you doing for the big day Tuesday?

Don't tell me you forgot whose birthday it is!

Enough Already.

Seriously.