Holiday Weekend in Review

Does anything else that happened this weekend really matter?

Also, R.I.P. "what's your favorite fruit?" jokes.

Get to know your future First Lady

He's always been a ladykiller


so it's no surprise Dennis Kucinich bagged himself such a righteous babe:

* 31 years younger
* 5 inches taller
* Pierced tongue
* British
* Favorite movie: Kama Sutra

The proposal on the second date thing seems a bit odd, but D-Kiss has never been one to play by the rules.

Random Thoughts on a Monday

1. Bacardi & Cola


vs.

Tony Sinclair



I could not disagree more with this take. Give me low-budget cheese over a feeble blend of cosmopolitan and hip hop any day.

2. Because you forgot how good it is:

Journey's "Separate Ways" video

Like Everybody, I too am working for the weekend

And I hereby rejoice in its arrival. I was thinking about taking in a little bit of "adult entertainment" this evening at the Kitty Kat Lounge, but Sam the Disapproving Asian has convinced me otherwise.



I'll probably just watch NUMB3RS or something.

Transformers, Shmansformers

I don't get all the hype about the upcoming Transformers movie. Transformers were lame and gay - why would you want a Ford Festiva that can change into a Hamilton Beach toaster oven? - and nowhere near as cool as Micronauts.

Here's a pic of me and my collection when I was about 11 or so.

Space Glider was the coolest.

If and when they make the Micronauts movie, he should totally be played by some badass like that dude from the Transporter movies.

Go ahead - try not to laugh.

Keep trying to hold it back.





Seriously, I know you can do it.





And now for the hammer:

Yeahhhh we want some

Puss-SEEE!

I'm not sure what disturbs me more about this pic

Either (a) that "John", if that is indeed his name, most certainly has a large net nearby or (2) that's not ice cream that kid is eating.

Oh well, I'm sure it all ended up fine. Besides, it reminds me of summer - the boat goes in the water this weekend!