Joe Kennedy is a Shopper's Best Friend
Sure, like you, I've seen the 1-877-JOE-4-OIL ads, but I didn't realize he was also offering $UPER $AVING$ on health care and prescription drugs (just dial 1-800-JOE-K-4RX). What else does this enterprising young go-getter have up his sleeve?
1-866-JO-4-LOBS
1-800-JOE-4-STK
1-888-JK-4-SKTL
1-877-JOE-4-ELK
1-888-JOE-4-WII
1-800-JO-4-SLIP
Just wondering...
Did that Naughty By Nature guy select the moniker "Treach" as a tip of the cap to a certain legendary fried seafood magnate?
I am down with not only O.P.P., but also Fish Trawlers and Krunch Pups.
A couple of teasers from my upcoming special with Larry
I've agreed to bury the hatchet with Sisqo and end our longstanding feud. I'm going to be collaborating with him on a remake of the Alan Parsons Project's "Eye in the Sky". Chingy? That's a different story.
I finally reached a financial settlement with Barefoot Contessa to get her to hand over the sex tape. I won't tell you what it cost me, but let's just say goodbye Hamilton Beach, hello West Palm Beach. Thank God nobody will be able to see what she did to me with her lentil sausage soup. Or where she put the chive biscuits.
Tune in to CNN for the rest!
I finally reached a financial settlement with Barefoot Contessa to get her to hand over the sex tape. I won't tell you what it cost me, but let's just say goodbye Hamilton Beach, hello West Palm Beach. Thank God nobody will be able to see what she did to me with her lentil sausage soup. Or where she put the chive biscuits.
Tune in to CNN for the rest!
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